About Me

My name is Heather, but most of my family and friends call me Hef or Heifer, which was my nickname growing up because, well, I was a chubby kid. I'm an adult "braceface," which is quite a humbling experience, especially since I acquired a sweet lisp. I'm goofy and always make fun of myself. My husband is a third-generation race car driver. No, he does not have a mullet or two first names, but you can still call him Ricky Bobby. We have two dogs and they are like our kids. (I am so not the "pack leader.") This page is a peek into our crazy and hilarious life.